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We've recently had to lay off Biggins, our on-staff camera maintenance man, due to excessive manical laughter. As such, we've only got Ron working on the live feed and he's a part-timer.

Expect a one-day a week schedule until we can sort this out. Thanks.


Our tech boys are exhausted! All that work, encrypting data... or decrypting it... or whatever it is they do.

Anyway, now that we've finished releasing all the data relating to Turnus' first case into the public domain, we're going to take a fortnight off. So join us back here on Tuesday the 2nd of June. You won't regret it!

PS: There may be some bonus updates in the meantime but I can't promise anything so your best bet's to come back on the 2nd.


For a being of infinite power and knowledge, the Wooyeah is pretty petty. He's switched off our Turnus security feed which is why we're running late.

Expect the next update sometime tommorow.


Our man, Phillby, hasn't just been putting his talents to spying on Turnus. He's also got his equipment aimed squarely at some very strange cats.

To see more of his work, check out Monkeyshine by clicking here.


Just a quick note that we've been experiencing problems with beavers chewing through some of the cabling here in the IT lab. We'll try and get the surveillance feed up as soon as possible.

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